Did you see Nadal today? Dude is looking pretty bad. Giant red lamb chops? Discolored and missing teeth? Translucent blobiceps? Just plain ugly, right? I dunno, maybe RAFA! is tired. If that’s what lack of sleep and constant tennis playing gets you, I think I’m gonna hit the hay earlier tonight after I [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Federer Demolishes a (Very) Haggard Looking Nadal to Take U.S. Open
Posted in tennis on September 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
If It’s Not Scottish It’s Crap, Ketchup Takes on Mustard
Posted in tennis on September 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
First off let’s give it up to NIKE (that’s NIKE), for ditching that unrecognizable “swoosh” symbol for, simply, the name of their company in caps on Serena’s bag. I say, fuck logos all together. From now on I think all advertising should just roll with the name of the company…in caps, and make [...]
White Man Can’t Play Tennis (Well Most of ‘em Can for Some Reason, But This One Can’t)
Posted in tennis on September 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
This will be extremely short as I’m pissed I chose the wrong match to watch tonight (I only have time to watch, in it’s entirety, one match tonight). Yes, by 5 o’clock my time I knew Federer had given Ferris detention for playing hooky, and I thought the Hamburgler would be somewhat inspired to [...]
RAFA! Goes Swimming With the Fishes, but Not That Kind of Swimming, Black on Black Crime Part Deux
Posted in tennis on September 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
In honor of DTBM, Tennisburger will go live, (well, sorta) and give you a play-by-kinda-play of Mar-dee (*gag*) Fish v. RAFA! If you don’t know, DTBM was the best goddamn site on tennis to exist, but went on to bigger and better things whatever those things are (he won’t return my phone calls, [...]
Mardy Plays Monfils Like a Racist Fish Out of Water, Serena’s Ass Finds Place in Tennisburger’s Oversized Heart (again), Murray Flexes Tiny White Blobicep to the Outside of Crowds Eyelids, Hamburgler Sneaks into Party Not Sposnsored by Sparks
Posted in tennis on September 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s how fucked up in the head I am right now. I had to watch Repo Man to put things into perspective. Yeah, Emilio and crew set me straight. I was lost. A babe in the woods. But I’m back now and I think I’ve got all the answers. By now you all know [...]
