I woke up this morning, ate 11 blueberry pancakes, texted my girlfriend and told her I ate 2, removed the giant stone from my stomach by way of pooping, called mom (she didn’t answer), and then I turned on the television and who do I see but Brad Gilbert and Chris Prowler (you just know [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Kendrick Overcomes Multiple Attacks by Trainer (and My Voodoo), Brands Survives Scraped Knee, Ivanovic Forgoes Psychic for Electrical Tape and 80 Yip Sandwiches
Posted in tennis on May 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Monfils Readies Hair, Tennisburger Readies Eyes for Googleage and Jaw for Major Droppage
Posted in tennis on May 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
According to my calculator watch it’s about that time we bust out our Dubbonet, our Gitanes, and pretend we all have some class for the next two weeks. Of course, as I try to work anal nitrates and Dutch row boats into a tennis blog I may have to take off my indoor sunglasses and [...]
