I would’ve crapped my pants if I had enough power to propel my poo through the toilet and into my pants which were lying around my ankles while reading this month’s edition of Inside Tennis. If you look on the left page you’ll see an ad for the Bryan brothers and their new (*ha!*) band. [...]
Archive for August, 2009
Hot Off The Toilet
Posted in tennis on August 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Day Negative 8: I Left My Dump in Cincinnati
Posted in tennis on August 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Cool as an electric turquoise cucumber, Roger Federer dismantled the Serbian Brainiac amidst hundreds of gassy Cincinnati tennis fans. There was a thick, pungent smell of ass in the air as Number 1 calmly took the tennis out of the boy in straights, steam rolling a Cleveland steamer (Cinci style) he had laid on Screech’s [...]
