I find it pretty obnoixious when bloggers apologize for not posting. It reeks of self-importance and narcissim, as if people actually count on them for something other than the occasional, semi-annual chuckle. Besides, none of you (all 18 of you) know me, so it’d be easy for me to drop the “I’ve-been-taking-care-of-sick-African-babies-in-Africa-bomb,” or “the “I-stubbed-my-big-toe-real-bad-bomb,” [...]
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Tennisburger Joins KKK Rally (calm down) on Grass Waaaaaay Late, Dog Eats Homework
Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Scottish Werewolf Breaks Up Entire Matching Serbian Family
Posted in Uncategorized on April 5, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Murray? More like Mur-yay! I wouldn’t care if Brad Gilbert himself rose from the bowels of his golden suit hell to deliver us from Screech’s Texas Instruments-like clutches, just as long as someone rids my peepers of the sight that is the human porcupine. Hell, I didn’t even care that I fell asleep half-way through [...]
